Dear chiblet ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it last year outside of Chicago when I saw you knock out the crazy monk. I'm sure that you're man enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about cocaine abuse.

Greetings to your freaky family,
Jessica.

( the meme )