utterly deceased

oh lawd

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 01:00:36 GMT

Dear chiblet ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it last year outside of Chicago when I saw you knock out the crazy monk. I'm sure that you're man enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about cocaine abuse.

Greetings to your freaky family,
Jessica.

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

artsy

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 03:48:08 GMT

Miranda July : If you don't know who she is, she's a writer, a director and much much more. I personally think you should just click the link and enter the password on the first page, cause that is entertaining in itself and got me reading about her.

No One Belongs Here More Than You : This is a website for Miranda's Book, of the same title. Just go to it and you will understand. (I really want to use this idea now).

Pot Psychology : These guys are hilarious! People send them in questions and they answer them while stoned. The themes are NSFW but god damn it'll make you laugh! (This episode is my favorite).

Isabela Capeto : A Fashion Designer who grabbed my attention (I don't look at this stuff too often, its usually too weird for me). The detail on all of her work is ridiculous, and the her flash website is too cute. I can't imagine how long it takes her to make the stuff.

They played this video at American Eagle the other day, and I love it so much cause this is what I feel like telling stupid indie-kids a lot of the time. YOU AIN'T ARTSIER THAN ME. Oh and by the way its rap.

its for me

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 02:47:23 GMT

what to say

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:43:50 GMT

The above photo is actually of a pen one of my old teachers gave me. She put flowers on the end of all of her pens to keep kids from stealing them. Good idea huh? (Although I'd probably take them all).

I love my english class and my seatmate, Jessica. SHE'S SO COOL FJEKSBKEJSBTG We talked about makeup and jobs, the online part of our class and how cold it was in the classroom. Apparently we answered the forum discussion question the same way. We're like...TWINS! I wanna hang out with her sometime :)

My proposals for Psychology and Sociology are due at the end of the month and I'm kinda freaking out because I don't even know how to use the library yet~~. We have an orientation next Wednesday but we're supposed to have an idea of what we want to do by then. The super cute guy in my Psychology class makes it all better though :) HE WAS WEARING THE CUTEST OUTFIT TODAY OMG AND WHEN HE TOOK OFF HIS GLASSES~~ He's a white guy with glasses that are yummy~~ I wish I could find him on facebook ):

Yesterday cynth and I raved about aerie panties and my new employees discount. My mom gets paid tomorrow so I'm buying this bag and some pants. Urban Behaviour is having a 2 for $40 sale and I can get these AE jeans for $17!!! WHOOP YAHHH. I think it might be a little tacky to use my employees discount on my first day of work though hahaha~ Hopefully I can get my hair cut too because its getting really long so I can only wear it curly or its too weighed down.

FYI, captain_rad is my babybear and I luvv herrrr~

this is entry 300.

Tue, 09 Sep 2008 03:23:00 GMT

I'm trying to think of a new livejournal name. I don't know if I need one. Everything I can think of sucks.

Sociology is very demanding. The two projects we have are scaring me ):

I lost another pant size. WOOP YAAAH

thank goodness

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:02:41 GMT

Alright, lets get you guys up-to-date! Second day was alright; I still only had one class but there are so many people I know in my Sociology so woohoo~~! Except for this one kid I don't like, he can go suck on a lemon ): My friend from my last job Irem is there with me even though she's older than I am, so its great that I can still hang with her ♥ I love her so much. The teacher is great, she's a kind and outgoing, no nonsense lady. Today I had Psyc again and the first of my once-a-week/partially online english class.

I sat next to this girl who was wearing a nice grey shawl cardigan, (the kind I love), and we started talking. She's pretty nice. Found out we both have curly hair even though she straightens hers at times (like today) so we bonded on the woes of the frizz-bizz. Then the teachers started the class (its "team-taught") and we actually didn't get around to attendance until an hour later. They call Jessica and my new friend and I both put up our hands! We looked at each other and it was like "O RLY?!" and since the female teacher likes to have a seating plan, we have already been dubbed "the jessica's". lolface, its great. We're like insta-friends! I can't wait until next week, this class looks promising! We've already started joking around and having discussions. Its not like my pyschology class where nobody talks, EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE DUMB GIRL OMG I DISLIKE HER SO MUCH!! She won't shut up and keeps adding her 2 cents about her personal experience and making stupid arguements to what he's teaching us. Contradicting is fine, but she just spouts some personal beliefs and "if/whens/and maybes".

My interview at American Eagle went great and I'm pretty sure I got the job. Then I also got wind that Spring (partner store to my old job) needs part-timers now so I might get that job too hahaha. Bluenotes called me today and scheduled an interview for tomorrow, but I thought about it and I don't think I would like that job so I called them and told them I already accepted another offer. I'm so naughty~ But as soon as I get money I'm getting THIS. Its so lovely (and only #34 here).

I hung out with Rae yesterday. We bummed around at her place until we decided to go to the mall and for bubble tea. She gave me this nice big necklace and I was so happy that I wore it for the rest of the day!

While we were at shoppers getting her some new makeup I randomly saw this nail polish in the wrong place and it turns out it was Nicole by OPI. I found the NICEST dark purple shade "Show You Care" and I bought it even though I shouldn't have. I actually think its the same one krystina has. I have been craving a dark purple ever since OPI came out with their new fall collection, FRANCE. Secretly I'm still wishing for "Louvre Me Louvre Me Not". "Bastille My Heart" and "I'm Fondue Of You" are too gorgeous. ARRGH TOO MUCH NAIL POLISH.

orientation day

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:51:21 GMT

Kwantlen is the lord of the free giveaways! That's just some of the stuff I got for free today (most of it came in a box).

Free Stuff Includes:

Moisturizer
Candy
Mr. Noodles
Mints
Gum
Tylenol
Instant Coffee
Shampoo
Dish Soap
Razor
Deodorant
Post Its
Reactine
A Burger
Cotton Candy
An Agenda
Sunscreen
Balloons!

Kwantlen is kickass as far as I'm concerned right now. Oh and its not a college anymore, its a university, so even though I keep saying college, its not. I saw 3 people I knew from elementary school there, as well as numerous people from high school and other schools that I just randomly knew. None of them was in my orientation group but I made friends with a neat girl named Julie. Her demeanor was so soft and gentle, yet she listens to Radiohead, has piercings and tattoos and works at the Ferry Terminal. She wants to be a Dental Hygenist! She intrigued me very much so!

I still need to get my student ID and my books (god help me) and I'm thinking about dropping by the Career Counselling Center to help me decide what I want to do with my life~ Just got off the phone with Rae, might see her and Joseph today. Tomorrow is a Reunion party with people from high school. I hope it goes alright.

uplifting and odd

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:46:42 GMT

A lot of you on my flist said that you really loved my video blogs so I was wondering, how many of you would like to see some new ones? RAISE YOUR HANDS WITH A COMMENT.

Here's a really cute and uplifting video for you.

chaos theory

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 06:09:03 GMT

"You ever hear of chaos theory, Ed? Its a science. It tries to determine underlying patterns in chaotic systems: Weather, ocean currents, blood flow, that sort of thing. Well it turns out that there are few things more chaotic than the beat of a human heart. Speeding up, slowing down. A pretty face, a flight of stairs. Its always changing depending on what's happening to us out there. Its an erratic son of a bitch. But underneath all of that bump-a-ta-bump mess, there is, in fact, a pattern. A truth. And its love. The most important thing about love is that we choose to give it and we choose to receive it, making it the least random act in the entire universe. It transcends blood, it transcends betrayal, and all the dirt that makes us human. And if you can figure that out, then the Jake Lees of the world got nothing on you."
- Frank Allen, Ryan Reynolds in Chaos Theory

some haiku shit

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:53:56 GMT

just thinking about
this yesterday and i'm not
even gonna tell

thanks angry-goats

for my prettehs

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 04:20:33 GMT

I don't watch happy tv

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 05:36:52 GMT

FJKSBKJJBJ OMG SEASON FINALE WAS AMAZING
DEAN SOLD HIS SOUL TO BRING SAM BACK ALIVE, THEIR DAD CLIMBED OUT OF HELL WHEN THE DEMON OPENED THE DOORS, THEY FINALLY KILLED THE YELLOW-EYED DEMON THAT WHACKED THEIR MOM, ABOUT 200 OTHER ONES CAME OUT OF HELLS GATE AND NOW DEAN HAS A YEAR TO LIVE AND ITS PLAYTIME!! : DDD
OH YEAH AND SAM HAS DEMON BLOOD IN HIM AHAHHA THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.

God, I love this show!! (Somebody needs to buy me this whole series on DVD).
...did you know they have their own trading cards?

DISCO! DISCO! GOOD! GOOD!

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 00:12:24 GMT

"I JUST WANT TO MAKE PEOPLE SILKY-SMOOTH!"

crazy craze!

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:23:47 GMT

(The same as eajou).

I GRADUATED ON WEDNESDAY!! Photos will be up shortly.
The past few days I've been having odd and very vivid dreams.
I wanna go see what the mean!

uuh

Mon, 26 May 2008 03:52:18 GMT

Dude...did I have any homework this weekend?

MEME.

Wed, 21 May 2008 00:06:20 GMT

ASSOCIATE ★ ME

catching some z's

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 19:35:22 GMT

NICE WEATHER MAKES ME SLEEPY.

Perfumes for Women

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 04:31:52 GMT

I wanna smell/try these:

YSL Baby Doll Miniatures
Gwen Stefani The Eternal Girl Series
!!!Absolutely Givenchy!!!
Guerlain Mitsouko
Masaki Matsushima - Masaki/Masaki
Guchi Envy Me
Lolita Lempicka Eau de Toilette
Lolita Lempicka Fleur Defendue

If any of you have tried them let me know what they're like!
(Nevermind Lolita Lempicka. I don't have 3 grand for the amazingness of it).

iTunes Whore!

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 05:18:08 GMT

Stolen from amairo_parasol
Open up your iTunes and fill out this survey, no matter how embarrassing the responses might be.

How many songs total: 4302
How many hours or days of music: 12.1; 12:04:47:03
Most recently played: Clear Color - HenZel
Most played: Kiss Goodbye - 王力宏 (Lee-Hom Wang)
Most recently added: N/A

Sort by song title:

First Song: 'S' - Dir En Grey
Last Song: 黒い涙 - ANNA inspi' NANA

Sort by time:

Shortest Song: One Last "Whoo-hoo!" For The Pullman - Sufjan Stevens (0:06)
Longest Song: Concerto For Viola And Orchestra - Sofia Gubaidulina (35:18)

Sort by album:

First album: â‘Î—ë“x - Vogus Image (haha bad translation)
Last album: 黒い涙 - ANNA inspi' NANA

First song that comes up on Shuffle: Your Love Keeps Me Going - Denise Scott & The Soundsmen

Search the following and state how many songs come up:

Death - 53
Life - 33
Love - 270
Hate - 24
You - 347
Sex - 29

S2: Before Cary's Party

Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:30:09 GMT

NEW LAYOUT.

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:09:00 GMT

shinda_x_x
I told you guys I like yellow (EVEN IF THIS IS CLOSER TO ORANGE).
Thanks for the fyi Chrissy ;D

[EDIT]
~~Anybody wanna help me find out why it goes so much to the right like that?~~
Thank you inartistic :3 You are my lovely loverful bunny~~ x3!!

HAPPY EASTER MONDAY

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 23:43:09 GMT

Youtube Video Awards!!

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:52:32 GMT

POTTER PUPPET PALS WON!!
And ooooh my god, PLEASE watch the baby. PLEASE!!!
The Winners

NO THIS ONE IS BETTER AHAHAHAH

I love those guys! All of their videos are hilarious!!

CUTEST DREAM EVERRR!!

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:33:12 GMT

ok so I woke up this morning (just now) smiling because I had the CUTEST DREAM EVER!!!

it was like, this girl and this guy fall in love, but the guy is kind of a spy so he changes his identity a lot, and he will only stay with a girl who recognizes him no matter what. so he left her but came back as someone else, and she didnt recognize him at first, but then she did and she got soooo pissed! she wanted to kill him : D but so she pretended not to know still and would show him pictures and stuff of them together, but then he got super sad and (ok this is when they become fairies) fly away into a warphole, but she followed him (even though she was a different kind of fairy, a ladybug one. she was lucky to make it through). and then she lands in the royal fairyland place, and everyone is like "who the hell and how the hell".

she finds him but he runs away, and shows her like that his family will never accept her (they're royalty) so she falls down and cries. but SOMEHOW it flashed forward. and so, before this all happened, her dad was like..homer simpson AHHA but anyways he was a crazy king who like totally won against this 11 other kings and ruined them for awhile, so when she told the fairy king that she had actually made her dad promise never to do politics again (she did that awhile ago), they were all so happy that they let them marry! and the king was like "are you SURE he'll never do politics again?" and shes like "Yep! At our LAST wedding (cough cough) I made him just sit on a chair and play with the sand!" (it was on a beach). and it was like, crazy jewish wedding in the fact that everyone was crowding and pulling her along.
I woke up when they met in the middle :D

Yeah so CUTEST DREAM EVERRRR!!! RAAWRRR! :D

So yesterday I went with Via to see The Other Boleyn Girl and it was actually pretty good! I LOOOOVE Natalie Portman!! And Scarlett Johansson actually did a really good job! Via said its cause she plays the same character in every movie, but since I havent seen her other ones I'm saying she did a good job. The costumes were amazing and they actually made the story believable. I remember when I first heard about Henry and his wives I thought "what the bloody hell", but it really put it into perspective and when you think about it, its not that uncommon to fall in love maybe six times in your life, its just that as the king he had to marry them all. (I'm not justifying him though ok).

On Sunday I'm going downtown with Eunice, Ada, and Eugenia. It'll be nice because I haven't seen the last two in forever!! I have to buy a jacket too, so hopefully I'll find something nice and inexpensive. OH and when I slept over at Eunice's the other day (you guys remember the long ass video), we took sticker pickers! 「プリクラ」!

In other news, I have yet again downloaded too much music, but I deleted some!! I'm so proud! I think today I'm just going to lounge around (why does it have to be sunny TODAY dammit!), tomorrow I shall do homework and whatever else comes along, Sunday is downtown and then Monday we shall see. Tuesday, its back to school! Spring Break is way too short. Dammit all.

use it

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 01:28:22 GMT

boomp3.com

Just so it doesn't go to waste. <3